My Christmas wishes for the chosen ones

After a tough year of intense electoral campaigning, I offer the elected members of the National Assembly a glimpse on the occasion of the holidays:

Francois Legault, Prime Minister

Laughter therapy to regain the good mood of 2018.

Geneviève Guilbault, Deputy Prime Minister

A hypnosis session to convince herself in case she has to repeat: “I, Bernard, I love him”.

Christian Dubé, Minister of Health

Given the size of the task, a case of Red Bull and boxes of vitamin C should be consumed at the same time, where approved by Health Canada.

Eric Girard, Secretary of the Treasury

A callback from Gary Bettman.

Bernard Drainville, Minister of Education

A range of t-shirts and other derivative products featuring the effigy of “Drop me with the GHGs” to commemorate his survival after this very high political risk quote.

Pierre Fitzgibbon, Minister for Economy

A permanent ethics assistant so he understands how to keep up appearances.

Jean Boulet, Labor MinisterI

A period and the word CERTAIN. If he had to repeat his landmark sentence from 2022, it would be corrected as follows: 80% of immigrants go to Montreal. Some don’t work, don’t speak French, or don’t adhere to the values ​​of Quebec society.

Simon Jolin-Barrette, Minister for Justice

An arm wrestling tournament with Chief Justice of the Quebec Court Lucie Rondeau to settle this once and for all.

Christine Fréchette, Minister for Immigration

A clear view from his boss on immigration would help.

Jonatan Julien, Minister responsible for the Capitale-Nationale

A season pass for the Le Relais ski center.

Benoit Charette, Minister for the Environment

A new pandemic so it can meet its GHG reduction goals.

Youri Chassin, deputy for Saint-Jérôme

A scaled down model of a company car… while waiting for a real one.

OPPOSITION

Marc Tanguay, interim leader of the PLQ

A serial box game of Thronesto get used to something.

Marwah Rizqy, Member of Parliament for Saint Laurent

A portable air purifier and a one-year membership in Véronique Hivon’s fan club

Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois, Parliamentary Chair of QS

A big van for the family, before the advent of a possible orange tax.

Manon Massé, co-spokeswoman of QS

An informational pamphlet “Who is Christine Labrie?” “.

Paul St-Pierre Plamondon, Head of PQ

The serial box Living togetheras well as his PQ brochure stolen by Solidarity candidate Marie-Ève ​​Rancourt in Camille-Laurin to have it framed.

Eric Duhaime, Chairman of the PCQ

An ice fishing hut in Sainte-Anne-de-la-Pérade to settle in front of the Parliament all winter.

Jordan Johnson

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